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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 02:20

Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
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share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
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Then came..
No way
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
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Analysis & Anal Cysts